Dear Mr. Relax,
You are my best friend. I love the advices you give me. They are VERY USEFUL and MEANINGFUL. You make me check my email more than 10 times a day, and you give me all I want except for my homework.
But now, on this beautiful day, I want to announce to everybody in this world that I do not need you anymore. I can work on my own. I know your job is to watch the gate. All Right, watch your gate. You know what, I can pass through the gate because there is a back door. I am sneaky.
See you
Hin
